December 2009
91 posts
“I don’t understand the numbers
but my faith is in the math”
– John Mayer - This Will All Make Perfect Sense Someday
One Republic: All This Time
We got all these...
24 Hours Left in 2009
Good RIDDANCE!!
2009 was definitely a roller coaster ride from hell. But I survived and that’s what matters! It started at an absolute high…bottomed out after the first quarter…but it’s looking as though the tail end of 2009 is pulling through with a win.
2010…I hope you bring good things. For everyone. <3
“Because even if it breaks your heart to be just friends, if you really care...”
– Scrubs (via kari-shma)
Free Fallin - John Mayer: Windy City Love style
...
Jerry: Elaine, what percentage of people would you say are good looking?
Elaine: Twenty-five percent.
Jerry: Twenty-five percent, you say? No way! It's like 4 to 6 percent. It's a twenty to one shot.
Elaine: You're way off.
Jerry: Way off? Have you been to the motor vehicle bureau? It's like a leper colony down there.
Elaine: So what you are saying is that 90 to 95 percent of the population is undateable?
Jerry: UNDATEABLE!
Elaine: Then how are all these people getting together?
Jerry: Alcohol.
“During your travels it’s important to always keep one thing in mind. Where...”
– Love Happens
I’m watching Invictus (good movie, btw)… And every time Mr. Damon removes his shirt, I can’t help but notice that his muscles look like they are going to bust through his skin! Boy was not kidding when he said he hit the gym hard for this role!
On a related note, the summer I lived in L.A. I ran into Matt Damon at the opening of Opera. He’s exponentially dreamier in...
“Forgiveness liberates the soul. It removes fear. That is why it is such a...”
– Invictus
Christmas, NYE...blah blah blah
I think it is quite unlikely that I could be any less excited/in the mood for the holidays. This year, I’m pretty sure my outlook on the festivities is somewhere right around…completely over it.
Everyone’s cheerfulness is grating on my nerves. If I have to hear one more Christmas song I’m going to push something/someone in front of a truck. Most wonderful time of the year...
Roseanne: And, Ma, I forgot to tell you, um. Dan wanted you to, um, come bowling with us tonight.
Bev: I'd love to. I'm sure I've still got one of your father's balls around somewhere.
Jake: Alimony wasn't enough?
JF: bf's birthday...vogue benefit
JF: ha. vogue benefit
Me: lol duuh
JF: DDDUUUHHHH
Me: hahaha
JF: poor [redacted]...if only he knew that i would leave him for couture in an instant
Me: maybe he should consider becoming a designer
Eight years ago I stumbled across these lyrics,...
Sunday nights just aren't the same without Dexter...
Think of someone famous and the internet will read... →
hotterthanapeppersprout:
gettingthereasfastasican:
kimbaland:
allthelatestmoves:
notarobotbutaghost:
cuntrocket:
(via:makeyourself:kingofalldetectives)
I’ve been amusing myself with this for like an hour.
this is insane. I thought of haley joel osment and it got it.
I did Mulan and Maggie Gyllenhaal and it got both right! CRAZY GAME.
I did Justin Timberlake, Jason Bourne, and...
Roseanne: You can't just go over there Arnie, a lot of things have changed in this town since you were here last.
Arnie: Like what?
Roseanne: Like Nancy's a lesbian and we got a new LensCrafters
Dan: Whoah woah woah...come again?
Roseanne: Yes Dan, glasses in less than an hour!
You’ve Got Mail is on. It now makes me think of meaghano
I don’t think I mind that.
“Whores can’t be choosers…”
– My bestie, Tom
iPhone/Geico FTW
After my hit and run incident, I was waiting in the bank parking lot for the cop to arrive when I realized that I didn’t know where my insurance card was. Oops. Sure enough, the first thing he asks for is my driver’s license, insurance and registration. I hand him two of the three and politely ask him to hold for a moment.
Geico has a new GloveBox app, and when you sign in you can...
Life has a wicked sense of humor this year, and quite frankly, to say I’m over it would be the understatement of the century.
Poor beetle had her second hit and run of 2009 today. April fools day was the first. NOT A FUNNY JOKE!!!
This time, I was parked for 5 MINUTES at my bank. The only car in the entire row. HOW, I ask, do you hit one tiny little car in a row of 8 empty spots. So much...
Very Important Makeup Question
hotterthanapeppersprout:
I try not to wear a lot of makeup because I notice my skin breaks out less when I wear less - so my daytime look is moisturizer, undereye concealer, blush, chapstick, mascara - that’s all.
At night, I’ll add a bit of eyeshadow, a bit of eyeliner, and perhaps some colored lip gloss.
However, in the winter, if I am going to be photographed, I like to wear a tinted...
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“When someone shows you who they are…believe them”
– even if it’s hard…
Finals are getting to me
hotterthanapeppersprout:
and I am starving so I just ordered a beef short rib sandwich from the restaurant next door.
Diet fail, tummy win.
Finals are hell. Always reward your tastebuds. With food before and alcohol after.
hotterthanapeppersprout:
population1:
I used to get migraines and cluster headaches really bad. Then I had sinus surgery and they went away. For some reason, the last few days…they have been making a comeback.
I kind of simultaneously want to gouge my eyes out, drill a hole in my skull to release some pressure, and cryyyyy.
Oh no I hope you feel better soon!
Thank you :-)
The Breakfast Club...FTW
Sense of Accomplishment
svstar:
hotterthanapeppersprout:
population1:
Frankster and I figured out who The Vie Society is. Ha. We are so so lame.
ok I just saw this - WHO? This has been driving me nuts. Anyone juicy?
Uh tell me too. I haven’t made a real effort to find out (I’m too lazy), but I wanna know!
Hahaha, well I’m not going to come out and say it here on my blog, she obviously doesn’t...
The fact that I don’t have Showtime is KILLING me right now! I neeeeeeed the Dexter finale in my life, like 2 hours ago. Sooo…
Dear internet
Please provide me with a HQ, streaming version of The Getaway, as soon as you possibly can. Thanks.
Love, Me.
I am watching A Very Merry Daughter of the Bride.
hotterthanapeppersprout:
Lifetime Movies are FAR superior to outlining.
Haha I just finished that. Gotta love Lifetime.
Fa la la la Lifetime (Movie Sunday)
Luke Perry is in this cheestastic Christmas movie I’m watching. Let’s just say…he’s no Dylan Mckay anymore.
Currently watching people beat the shit out of each other for fun. I will never understand the appeal of UFC, but I was lured with promises of free drinks. If only I had known the only avilailabe beverage option would be Captain and diet. Pepsi. I cannot get behind Pepsi.
Is it really all just about the chase...
hono-lulu:
population1:
How come it always seems to be the ones who you are interested in the least…are the ones who are interested in you the most? And vice versa.
Meh.
I hear ya.
P.S. I totally forgot you were in Chicago. Next time I come up we should meet up!
For sure! You’ll have to let me know if you have any Chicago plans coming up :-)